The Lord of the Beanies.

[koko66]

The Lord of the Beanies.

An Arashi/Lord of the Rings parody.

Two of my favorite things; Arashi & Lord of the Rings. Each have something that bugs me.
Lord of the Rings had all that poetry and singing; which they thankfully edited heavily for the movie trilogy.
My Arashi ichiban, Matsumoto Jun, wears those bulgy beanies that make him look like Dopey from Snow White and the Seven Dwarves.
I thought that if I could mash up the two, we might just get rid of that beanie once and for all.

You don't need to have seen or read Lord of the Rings to understand this. Even though I have taken poetic license with the story line, there are a couple of spoilers, but you've probably heard them all by now. You will, however, need to know Arashi...But that's why you're here, isn't it?

It might be a good idea to enlarge your browser page to see it properly (LJ has such wide borders) and there are a couple of hidden goodies which you might miss. I'll fill you in at the end of the saga.

Starring:

So did you see them?
If not, I've got three words for you:
Freaking
Sauron
Uchiwas
Since Nino didn't get a lot of screen time, I decided to give him a bit more love & create the uchiwas.
I even left a bit of white in to make them stand out but they blend in with the crowd Orc armies A LOT.
Oh, and there was also one loyal minion who nearly mucked up their lines.

Thanks for reading & I hope you had some fun.

“Rather than smiling because things are enjoyable, I always think that if you smile, there’s something enjoyable waiting for you”

— Aiba Masaki

Comments

[aussiestorm.livejournal.com]

This is one of the funniest and best things I've read in a long time! I'm gobsmacked, it's truly brilliant! *throws confetti 🎊 *

[jheili]

That is one fantastic freaking story! HAHAHA I LOLED! Aiba bit Jun's finger! OH gosh you got me the moment you made Aiba Gollum! HAHAHA! I love how you made it JUNTOSHI! Ohh gosh you don't know how I love you right now. <3 Thanks for sharing and for joining the contest! <3

[coolohoh]

oh god... you got me into a laughing fit. have I told you how much I love you already?

[deelovesryo.livejournal.com]

This was great!!! Loved it!!!
and besides, when I watched that episodes I put on the same faces as Sho, that beanie is definitely evil! LOL
EDIT- forgot to wish you good luck^^

[mangamistrezz.livejournal.com]

I actually read this a few days ago- but I was so busy at the time, that I must have forgotten to comment :(
I'm not into Lord of the Rings, but I'm really glad I could still follow the story ^_^ it was really funny- poor beanie, but it needed to be destroyed. And I love Juntoshi here~
Honestly, all the photoshopping you did on your screenshots really impressed me (I have no idea how to do photoshop) so it made me kinda hesitant to put in my own entry XD

[kiriezero.livejournal.com]

LOL this was so funny! XD corrupted Gollum killed me! XDDDD

[laoracci.livejournal.com]

LOOOL I can't stop laughing!!! XDDD
You're awesome!!! Thank you so much <333 it really made my day :D

[j-sei.livejournal.com]

lol, oh my. this is sooo funny!

You also insert many tidbits (?) about their character. (game on, game over, level up for nino; schedule for sho xD)
And hope in the darkness, take off!! (this is your captain speaking).
Good job! Really enjoy this one :D

[amyhboomerang.livejournal.com]

This was brilliant. I think I scared my poor dog from laughing so hard. :-D

[octavialao]

HAHA! Sorry.. but Sho in that wizard hat... he looks soooo chubby! HAHA! And Aiba as an erotic disco star gollum! maaaan! he you made Aiba's eyes bigger you would nail it! LOL! And Sam... all he doess is scream and cry! LOL

I love this sooooo much honey! <3 <3 <3

[judasfm.livejournal.com]

Brilliant; I was laughing all the way through! :D

[jun-m.livejournal.com]

Thank you for sharing. I luv Gollum'dance, it's so funny.